Well that's some of the history of ol' Slo.
He's been many places and seen many things.
Why, I should tell you the saga of how he met and won the heart of the fair Mrs.Hand-46.
About how they met in a beautiful desert oasis just outside of Las Vegas, Nevada.
At a little hide-away called the Mustang Ranch.

Just why do they call her "MOM" anyway?
Ah, but that's another story.

Shut up and
get me outta here already!!